AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lets play Tumblers & Privileges, the new RPG from the makers of D&D. The only monsters are trolls and the only thing you roll for are checks. There are no winners. You are already playing.

No Apeel: Paper Mario and Kersti confront Bowser wearing the Royal Sticker. KERSTI: "We're going to peel that sticker right off your ugly forehead!!" Mario jumps at Bowser and grabs onto sticker. Pulls. We hear a ripping sound. Mario looks down to see that he's got the sticker and about half of Bow...

Do I use the d20 or the d10 to check my magic?

The best kind of comic. Hilarious and makes you wonder why no one thought of it earlier.

I work.

Some Wiggler Room:
Paper Mario and Kersti chase Wiggler segment. Wiggler segment falls through spider web. Mario holds piece of web in his hands. Looks at Kersti. Kersti looks down at hole.
KERSTI: "Really, how many legs does one guy need anyway." Mario and Kersti depart.

Pshaw. Nations are meaningless. All fall under my dominion.

Actually an uncle of mine.

My name is pronounced with the clanging of church bells warped by the fires of war while seven infants wail in the background.

She's a primitive bot yet, though. No wireless, she uses a cat cable.

She nearly was a ghost...ho ho ho...oh...I've made myself sad. When my mom's appendix ruptured they also ended up taking out her gallbladder and I think her spleen. When she woke up I told her that she should be happ y. All the weight she must have lost from those organs. The punchline being that he...

The Cat Loaf was the bot all along. You can see where they plugged her into the wall.

There are so many ways to break people and leave them capable of signing a check. I once made a mark sign a check with his toes.

SaintCrazy wrote:Maybe she had second thoughts. It's not unheard of. Especially with alcohol fogging up your brain.

Which means he's the kind of guy to carry around date rape drugs "just in case". I had a former coworker get picked up for statutory. I nearly joined the same D&D group as that guy.

Batman is good at everything and he's the best rogue that ever existed. So I think you're on the right track, Katie. If you ever feel bad about it, just tell yourself you're working on your disguise skill. You've disguised yourself as an overpowered fireball throwing heap of badass who is in reality...