AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Show her a mediocre time.

Purpose of the Goggles/Go Go Gadget Goggles: Trainer Katie gets the Go Goggles. Wanders into desert. Skeleton Katie wanders out on the other side. Takes off Goggles. Eyes fall out in perfect condition. Sand Blasted: Trainer Katie takes Geodude/Graveler into sandstorm. Comes out roughed up. Geodude ...

Lots of foods get better with aging. Chili, marinara sauce, etc.

NOT.
FRIES.

As the balloons on the outside deflate he can salvage the costume and become Michelin Man.

I don't get it. Is there something in the tree or is the house supposed to be funny? I don't see it.

Steamy:
"Who has come to challenge the fiery Flannery?"
Opponent approaches covered with nothing but steam.
"Ahhhh...put on some pants before you come in my Gym."
"Then turn down the thermostat."

The Long, Curly Pork: "We're here on the scene where a local restauranteur is accused of using Pok emon meat in his products." "These accusations are baseless Mud Slapping initiated by my Rival." "So the DNA tests that claimed to find Spoink in your pork chops..." "Falsified, I'm sure of it." In ba...

Katie loves sandwiches and her boyfriend.
In that order.
Never forget, Norrin.
Wait...he made the sandwich...he seems to be aware of the situation.

Love & War: Pok emon Infatuates a Pokemo n with Synchronize. They become disgustingly in love with each other. RIVAL TRAINERS(together): "Awwww..." KATIE: "Now use Thundershock!!" Spotted Another One/A New Spinda : Trainer Katie catches Spinda. "Adorable." Sees another with a spot on one of its eye...

"Oh, that's weird, no...wait...Girl Pickles does have pretty eyes."

Sugary smells are kinda juvenile. Then again... judging by Omni's story... Sugary might be the way to go to get the D. For the record, all she got was a guy in her class looking up and sniffing the air quickly for a few seconds before returning to his notes about Stare decisis . So, you know, not e...

I'm calling it. Time of death is 10:46PM.
That's the last funny "Thanks, Obama" caption. Katie used it, which means, like most of the food in her living space, it is just a few weeks after the expiration date.

Psh. I always have the bed to myself. So I win.

There was a girl in my Intro to Law class who smelled of Pez. The entire class was girls except for me so I never knew who it was. I really should have asked who it was and where I could get it.

Jee, Oh, Dude!!: Geodude gets entered in Beauty Contest and is losing. Gets angrier and angrier after every attempted move. Rock Throw as juggling. Rock Tomb as sculpture. Magnitude as break dancing. Finally uses Self-Destruct (which is a Beauty move) and "wins" the contest. I'm imagining audience ...