AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Take that you pale yawning ballsack.

And that's like a hookup with a complicated swing set involved. Never mind.

"I don't have protection, but don't worry, I'll pull out and we can Purell the hell out of this thing later."

When mucus isn't clear it means you have an infection somewhere. It can take a few weeks for that stuff to really clear because it gets produced while the infection is still there. It's best to see a doctor at the first sign of that gunk. If you're able to that is. I tried fighting it myself once a...

Expensively Cheap: Trainer Katie goes for the Championship with her beloved and familiar Pokemo n. Gets beaten. Stomps out. Walks back in with six legendaries, Groudon, Regirock, Kyogre, etc. Walks out carrying a trophy. Bruised Elites stick their heads out. "I am like 90% sure that's illegal. That...

Short people just need to get used to being under the boot of tall people. Don't worry. You'll outlive the giants as their hearts become enlarged due to strain and their heads soft from continuous cabinet encounters. If you find they're outliving you in defiance of God's plan, aim for their knees, a...

Don't be coarse, of course.

That good sir, is a guinea pig. Wearing a hat.

Their kids are hideous.

Pray you never make an enemy of Coyote. He's more powerful than you and he's smarter than you.

I wish that was safe, but you're going to cause an incident unless it's a very shoddy mask, because we as a species are panicky, dangerous animals.

Jammed Up : Katie's Poke mon gets punched by enemy Machamp. "Blood" splatters everywhere. Katie runs up to Pok emon in concern. Sniffs. Licks blood. "Mmmm...Razz Berry." Type II Milobetes/Pokeblocked Arteries : Trainer Katie takes blue Pokeblock out of case. Tosses it to the side. Takes out another...

"BLADES OF BLOOD!!"

I suggested it and it would be a fantastic subforum. Even if I have to create and manage all the threads myself. A forum of one. So...a guy talking to himself basically. Still, fantastic suggestion. I refuse to back down on that.

Oh, Lord:
Trainer Katie and Pokemon are shown running as walls collapse behind them. Barely make it outside as giant tumbling blue cylinder rolls overhead and continues on smashing things.
EARLIER:
"Wailord...USE ROLLOUT!!"