AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Late 80's maybe early 90's Dark Age comic...possibly one of the Batman titles.

Define permanently.
Lorentus Bobbitus!!

I have a friend who died about two years back. He's always in the first panel or so of my Facebook friends pics. It's a Metagross. He died during the month when everyone was posting Pokemon pics in their profiles.

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...our Rodentine Savior is born on this day...next week some time.

You seem surprised at the pregnancy. Do you have mice? I mean, you have pet mice. Do you have mice mice? In the walls?

Also, I think my latest joke in Comic Ideas is okay, but also a couple decades old. This will be a fun experiment to see how far back Katie is willing to go for a joke.

ArrowFlies and Spider Webs: Link grabs an arrow from his quiver to shoot One Eyed Spider. Nocks it. Arrow moves out of position. Link removes arrow, pulls wings off of it. Nocks it again. Bulk Block: Trainer Katie stands at Berry Blender with three other trainers. Old man tosses in a Cheri Berry. L...

Slurm Loco.

People, Exeres? Red Tornado is standing right there.

Can you believe Superman suggested things were alright? There are children starving in Qurac.

Just got the email. It has shipped. Turns out you kidnap the studio head's Yorkie and they get a lot more pliable. Don't worry, Mr. Shufflefeet will be returned safe and well fed.

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Everybody Gothic Dance!!

Read The Promise. Pretty good. I especially like Oogie/Sweetie parts. Heartwarmingly disgusting.

Just bring along some meth to umm...dehydrate your opponents.

That bag is on its last legs and it is going to take forever to get that cat used to a new one.

It's like having emergency rations. In that they're always there if you need them. Also you can eat them.