AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Are all your calculations off by several magnitudes?

Look out at the stars. Those bright shining beacons of warmth and light. Look how they are surrounded and outnumbered by the dark spaces.

So there's more darkness than light?

No. In the beginning there was only one light. Now there is many. We are winning.

Is it a manly man?

The animated adaptation of Forrest Gump was unsuccessful in part because of the creative decision to re-imagine Lieutenant Dan as a spinning Hispanic American.

Eggscape: Trainer Katie gets a phone call from the Daycare man. It's finally happened. It took a lot of coaxing, but Entei has laid an egg. Trainer Katie arrives and is about to be handed the egg. "The egg ran away." Cue rolling egg leaving a dust trail. Possible alternative delivery has egg hatchi...

That makes about as much sense as building up an immunity to bullets.

He also gets to sell his outfits as "used" and laugh at the thought of perverts sniffing his old clothes.

I should just make a career out of commenting on webcomics. I've never gotten so much approval. What's the exchange rate between "likes/upvotes" and Bitcoins? Am I going to be able to afford that Ferrari after the first year?

Comically put, considering Deadpool would totally mock the guy who could make people explode.

I'm going to hell for that comic idea.

Speed-Oh My: Machoke versus Meowth. Meowth uses Thief/Knockoff. Machoke loses Speedos. Katie loses lunch. Code Blue : We open in a hospital staffed with Chanseys. A mother holds her newborn baby boy, who is red in the face from crying. DAD: "Whew, quite an uproar. What are we going to name him?" MO...

Miltank used Minimize!!

It's no more offensive than turning it into bacon or the dozen other variations I've seen.

Dairy is really more of a spectrum than a series of distinct states.

You can see the signature grey GB color scheme on the case...and the sweat stains that slowly turn it dingy.