AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Look at real life history and you could probably find those exact posters with minor substitutions.

Poke-man : Trainer Katie sends Haunter out against Legendary. "Haunter used Mean Look." "Arceus used Meaner Look." Haunter turns blue, wanders off panel. Move Tutored : Trainer Katie's Poke mon locks Legendary from running with Mean Look. Legendary uses Roar. Katie's Poke mon runs off. Angered Kati...

I spilled some Antidote on my Muk and now he's gone.

I was going to give away my Shiny Nidoran, but never mind. As a Nidoking he is just the perfect shade of blue. We're bros now.

I hold that a Mario RTS would kick some ass.

I would have loved to argue with the man.

Maybe call it Dangerous Lumber for a "Hey, Arnold" reference. All That Glitters is Coldcuts : A group of Poke mon, I'm thinking Pinecos, are sleeping, camouflaged in their trees. The sun rises and hits them. One of them starts shimmering. Gets picked up by a hungry Pidgeot. "I wonder why Shiny Pok e...

Do what I do. Just consider yourself better than everybody and cut off all human contact. Then as long as the battery lasts on the 3DS...where's the fuck is my charger? GODDAMMIT!! BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!

And that's how I learned that Ebert had died.

It is not a mask I wear, but a mold. Remove a mask and the lie is revealed. I wear a mold in the hopes that one day it will be broken, and the same shape will remain beneath, but made of sterner stuff.

I recently found out that XKCD's What-ifs have alt text for most of their images. So of course I reread them all.

Masaki Kurosaki is one stone cold mother.

I vaguely remember Obama signing a bill into law allowing you to carry firearms in national parks.

I don't think they're getting the joke, Wolf old boy.