AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Always kind of wished I had a house with a thousand rooms just to take in people away from that crap.

I'm fairly certain all three are acquired tastes. Take the drugs out and no one would bother with them.

Alright. I've finally got the technique down. You have to wear a very fine and expensive fabric from an exotic land. It has to be long enough to reach past your waist but not too long or it'll be weighed down. And you have to fart, constantly.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHH!!!!
Nope...still not working.

Hair Trigger : Trainer Katie talks to one of the Haircut Brothers. "I'm the older and better of the two brothers." "Well, fuck you too, Dean." We pan out to see the younger brother packing up at the end of his shift. Big Gulpin: Trainer Katie reads description on Lemonade. Restores 80 HP of a Pok e...

Work on Saturday was hell. The blood donation was more fun and less painful.

Link's Sword/Ganon's Head OTP

Mutton Chops:
"You're considerably less wooly than I imagined."

Eat Crow : Booker wakes up from near drowning. Looks at his depleted health bar. Starts eating food he finds. Sees crow. Picks up crow. Other pilgrims look at him strangely. BOOKER: "Oh, nevermind..." Sees more apples. Reaches towards them. Let's go of crow. Pilgrims go back to their business. Grab...

During blood donations I tend to get increasingly nervous and mask it with humor. "So, get any interestingly colored liquids today?"

So who here has the courage to type in the URL featured in the lastest QC?

They called me with an actual person this time instead of the recorded Dr. Phil message so I felt obligated. My A- was in demand. According to the sign outside everything that wasn't AB was in demand.

http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/407-takeshi-miyazawa
Informative. Just don't hit the back button if you're at work.

;-; Don't worry. That's not actually how it works. Basically part of your blood is only good for one bloodtype, but the other half is good for everyone. O Neg would be the opposite, helping those you can't and useless to those you save. You have valuable plasma, but your red blood cells can go righ...