AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Jam it where the sun don't shine.

All the berry jokes I write and she just microwaves her own. I'm never going to get a multiplier combo at this rate.

TheStranger wrote:I never liked that show.

Dead man posting.

Dittorigin : Trainer Katie receives an Egg she doesn't need. Looks at it, shrugs, and tosses it over her shoulder. Egg lands with a crunch and a splat. Ditto emerges. Jarring Truth : Pokemon Trainers use Pokemon Center services. Walk away. NURSE : "We do accept tips, you know!!" Shakes Tip Jar angr...

Sounds sweet. Provided it's not one of those wacko colleges that teaches homeopathic medicine, I'd take it. Paying for college blows...for about fifteen years.

New idea for comic title.

Inacupuncture.

That'll be five dollars.

Oh, Cheerupi: Trainer Katie walks along with Cherubi. Sees Berry growing. Plucks it. Plant withers and disappears. Cherubi squeals in horror. Vanilluxxxe. Cherubi is sent to battle against Vanilluxe. Tussle turns into food porn. Trainers are left drooling while Pokemon wait for further orders.

Crisp wrote:I got fishies<3

You couldn't find anything else to use as a backdrop?

"Forswear Kara Zor-El!"

Yes. One that roams and runs. Also the comic has to be written by someone other than Katie.

Safer in Here:
Trainer Katie encounters Pokemon she wants to catch. Pokemon stands ready to battle. First Pokemon Katie brings out is Giratina/other bigass monster. Wild Pokemon is terrified. Crouches down. Scurries around Giratina to get to Katie. Jumps into Pokeball.

The whole social media interaction ploy by console makers is just generally terrible, but I imagine if they make LPs really easy to make and upload they might actually interest some people.

Outrage: Trainer Katie brings Charizard/other Fire-Type to Daycare. KATIE : "Listen, here. Do not let it forget Beat Up. That took a lot of time to breed for. Okay?" LADY : "Okay." KATIE : "Understood?" LADY : "Understood." KATIE : "If I come back here and he doesn't know the move anymore I'll burn...

As punishment all further comic ideas Katie uses from me will be about Farmville and Miley Cyrus DS.

It's on Facebook and Cheezburger. I haven't looked for it elsewhere. It's got a healthy ratio of people getting the joke versus people not getting it. Still, if I see one more "But you can't breed legendaries" comment I might do something untoward. It's thankfully balanced by the comments under each...