AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Double Dragon.

Exeres, you are made of bitch.

How liable are they if you collapse from exhaustion and injure yourself?

He's not your buddy, guy.

Duck Let Loose: Trainer Katie follows shadows on bridge to catch Wings for stat boosts. Last shadow turns out to be a turd. Alternatively Katie encounter Ducklett. Grabs its feathers and keeps going. Plucky Duck : Trainer Katie picks up bunches of Wings/Feathers. Gets to one last shadow. Has bald D...

That's not stopped Katie before. Hence running legendary beasts and loose boots in multiple comics. Xcution/Rx : Trainer uses excessive number of X Speeds, X Attacks, X Defends, X Ceteras. "I wonder if there's any possible side effects." Looks down at pill bottle. Looks up to see Pokemon upside down...

Still one of my favorites, but you're picky about your facades.

It has its place, like fire. Imagine a game where all movement at any speed caused it to appear in flames. Sort of takes the fun out of fire.

Medical problems seem to kick the shit out of a lot of webcomickers. That and the whole kids thing.

Watched a good old fashioned meltdown at work today. That was fun. If my District Manager is going to piss off an employee badly enough that she quits, he should have the decency to walk back into the store and do her job.

Shine On: Trainer Katie meets an albino girl during her travels. KATIE : "Wow, your hair and eyes are really striking." NPC : "Thanks. Only about one of us in 17,000." KATIE : "I bet your Yamask would be Shiny." Missing, Yo/Digless: Trainer Katie tells her Paras to use Dig. It jumps up into the air...

"It...ends...today! Ends without a single loss of life!!"

"I do not help, Mr. Bogan. I oppose."

"No more mercy for cancers posing as men."

Have you seen photos of her? She could move into a ten gallon hat and live like a king.

Comical observations, but you need a punchline, and to complement Katie's style best, a visual one. What would these ideas look like as comics? Imagine there were no word balloons. How well do they work? Every word balloon you have to add to clarify the joke strains the joke a little. My best ideas ...

Kind of talky. Where's the Foley? Where's the explosion? What kind of farm simulator doesn't include tractor accidents?