AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Leave Me to Die: Crossing Katie shakes tree. Watches leaves fall. Leaves turn into weight bench, dishwasher, etc midair as Katie runs for her life. Fruitease/Pear With It: Crossing Katie finds the signature fruit of her town. It turns out to be *subjectively unbearable tasting fruit*. "I'm going to...

You broke a terrible monotony then. Good for you.

Final Fantasy rep needed. See previous posts in this thread for movesets painstakingly written out in place of any real life accomplishments.

That is weird. Maybe see if the animals keep examining it.

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Ooh...this could be a fun avatar fad...

Will it Vend?/Vend It Like Rotom: Trainer Katie has Rotom merge with Vending Machine for free drinks on demand. Rotom used Lemonade. It was Super Refreshing. Pwniard/Slip, Trip, IV Drip : Trainer Katie wanders through tall grass. Trips and falls over holding stump of a leg. We look back to see she'...

Contesting a speeding ticket in about two months because I have nothing else planned.

Exeres wrote:

Omnithea wrote:Cayless?

Yes.

Don't tell people I read terrible webcomics.

Terrible? Quiet your tongue or I'll have Elgie cut it out.

Cayless?

Pokegony: Trainer Katie sends Elgyem against Vanillish. Elgyem uses Psybeam. Vanillish uses Ice Beam. The beams clash. Elgyem falls over holding his head. "Quick, lick the roof of your mouth!" Snot A Good Idea: Trainer Katie defeats Brycen. "Congratulations, I defer upon you the Frozen Snot Badge."...

Don't judge a state or a region based on the one or two places you've been. I've never been to a bad state. I've been to plenty of bad towns on the other hand.

Both hands on the wheel you twat.

Spoiler alert. It's the sequel to Cubivore and the cat gets torn asunder.

Just wait, Katie. The next installment in the series will allow you to trigger divorces, open marriages and affairs. You'll be completely unrestrained then. Everybody has everybody's kid.

Own all the guns you want. Just don't make anything look like them. Flawless logic.