AWKWARD ZOMBIE

All Natural Fibers: Link hits Time Shift Stone. Is now naked surrounded by rocks, a cow, and a sheep. CSI: *Insert Town Name* Villager gets told there's a new live venue where they can listen to K. K. Slider. Goes there only to find out it's closed. "It seems this live venue..." Puts on glasses. "....

Not going to lie, Turbo. It can stay that terrible for months on end. Or it can get worse. A lot of franchises have limited an individual's hours to less than 30 to ensure they don't have to help with insurance. As for not being on a register it is fairly unusual to put someone in charge of mo ney t...

I'd like a training exercise that tests your dodging and rolling. Get through a Donkey Kong style level with lots of hazards and rolling barrels. Points deducted for every barrel you break. Try to get through the stage without getting hit either, of course.

Reverse Psychopathy:
Dovahkaatie uses a Shout incorrectly.
"Dah Ro Fus!!"
Instead of blowing stuff away, she sucks it in.

Dragon Crossing/Get a Thu'um:
Villager installs Stone Tablet. Someone tries to read it and learns a Shout.

Where are you Player 1? What's your name? Of what race do you descend? Are you a boy or a girl?

Forever is a relative term. It's surprising what artificial stuff breaks down. Bending is directly related to the realm of Spirit. Perhaps the reason it doesn't obey a strict logic is because it's supposed to make sense in the Spirit World, not on Earth. One spirit is fire, one is air, one is water,...

Listening to congressional shenanigans makes me wonder if we need a scale for applause. I propose the oprah as the SI unit for measurement of applause.

Turnabout Court.

Got a tooth pulled yesterday. They offered to let me keep it and I declined. Immediately regretted it after seeing Ron Swanson's bit on Imgur.

I'm sure Katie will keep all this in mind if she's ever hired to draw the strategy guide and not a webcomic with funny sound effects.

The Yellow Ant...
...is here to colonize the arena!!

Something I'd like to customize in a future generation: Call outs. You can already customize a Pokemon's capsule so you can get a fancy effect when they come out. I want a custom statement for each one. "Turn all creation to ash...Charizard!!" "Beware his power, Scyther's might!!" "Let's kick some a...

Bed of Frozes:
Cube the Penguin gives Villager Katie a freezer. Katie sets it up in her house. Opens it up. Finds pillow and blanket.

Play it first before you call out someone's view on it.

Don't eat behind the line, Turbo.