AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Colombian Produce: Random thug tries to attack gun wielding, Vigor spewing Booker Dewitt. "This was a bad idea." Gets knocked away by Charge Vigor. Lands on his butt. "Not...as bad as an idea as carrying this pineapple in my pocket." Cotton Picking: Dewitt loots Colombia and keeps finding cotton ca...

I'm playing the world's smallest fire extinguisher.

Rail Fun/Paris Can Wait:
Booker sits on bench drinking soda, eating cotton candy, relaxing.
"Woooooo.....woooooo....wooooo...woooooo!!"
Booker watches on as Elizabeth flips around on Skyrails.

DeNitwit:
Elizabeth tosses some fruit to Booker to boost his health.
"NO!! I wanna hot dog!!"

Hey, n00b, there's already a thread for Korra, kthanx

The better fed the spiders, the better the web. If it has become wind resistant be on the lookout for any missing toddlers or small pets.

Opening scene: Two gamers are playing SSBB and one is complaining. GAMER 1: "I hate Ganondorf's moveset. It's a barely modified Falcon ripoff. Where are the fireballs and evil curses? That blonde wimp Lucas is a better wizard than Ganondorf. Why can't G-man throw some lightning?" GAMER 2: "I dunno,...

Billy Hatcher...
...scrambles the competition!!

Well, let's never link to that board again.

All the he has to do is tell the boy that he owns her contract and thus she will obey all his commands.

Pikmax : Olimar battles in Brawl. Sees enemies coming from one side. Sees a Mushroom approaching from the other side. Reaches out his hand in anticipation but a Pikmin gets to it first. Giant Pikmin uses Olimar as a weapon. Olimarinade: Olimar is filling out notes in his Piklopedia. Comes across Lo...

If you play a game series for the ending, you're going to have a bad time.

http://imgur.com/gallery/WgzjMdQ
I don't see what's so funny.

Stalks & Broker:
We see the meals of Villager Katie each day of the week. Sunday's breakfast is an assload of spoiled turnips.

Mite Makes Fright: Olimar watches as Pikmin scatter because the egg they attack releases Mitites all over the place. OLIMAR : "Oh, grow up, don't act like that!!" Olimar looks back to see Katie and Norrin running around in panic as well in front of the TV. Slippers: We see Link sleeping in bed. Nex...