AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Poo...
...will help you reach Moo.
...poo splatters!!

Paula...
...pounds the cake!!
...psyches out the competition!!

Master Chief...
...will be there when you need him!!

"ROGER ON A HARD ROLL!!"

Don't say that. That's how the Venture Shrink Ray got destroyed.

Spiders, Man/Terrorantula/Sheer Tara/Web of Deceit: Villager gets attacked by Tarantula. Gets bitten and passes out. Tarantula looms over Villager. Villager wakes up in front of house. Looks over and sees spider tracks on ground. "It knows where I live now." Alternate Delivery: Villager passes out ...

Neku...
Brings/Ends the Noise!!

Apparently one of my managers knows about Awkward Zombie. I'd talked videogames before with her, but apparently she missed the AZ pin on my nametag and Entei pin on my hat I've been wearing for months.

Green Eyed Monster/Petrifeyed:
Kratos opens a chest only to become petrified. Found a Gorgon Eye.

Jokes On You:
Katie plays 3D Dot Heroes. Hero gets chance to wield giant fish.
KATIE: "There are no jokes left to be written."
Katie commits sepukku with the fish.

Jeff...
Fights through the night!!

Did I steer the forum onto the topic of Animorphs? Just call me Fearless Leader.

Dullard/Sharp As Attack/Shell To Pay: Bowser is holding a file and trying to reach the spikes on his shell. Has a little difficulty. BOWSER : "Ganondorf, old buddy, think you can sharpen the last couple for me?" GANONDORF : "No prob, you old Shell Head." Bowser goes into battle only to be laughed a...

Yeerk

Psh, season one was so much better but I am totally looking forward to Book Three: Metal.

Specifically a courtyard?

Is that the name of the guy who's in the way of things?