AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Kalas...
...Cuts the deck!!

I saw a Shazza avatar that I'd suggested at one point...though that could have been there long before I suggested it.

Aw, no fair...I want a churro.

Slippers made from a Khajiit. Sold to him by a Khajiit.

Last one is a combo breaker.

Food Fish/Need Some Bigger Pants: Villager Katie catches a shark. Puts in pocket. Keeps fishing, keeps putting them in her pocket. Ignores crunching sounds. Goes to sell fish, finds she is merely in possession of one very well fed shark. Possibly shows inventory of one shark and fifteen shark poop....

Texas and Alaska are a little far for me to travel for a con, but if there's ever one that opens up down the street where the churches usually have their tent revivals I might stop in if I'm not too tired or busy watching reruns. Or if there's not too many people there. And if the weather is nice. I...

Stained With Fallen Enemy: Link dramatically pulls out sword to face enemy. Looks down in frustration at grass stains. Tries to polish them away. Misdirection/Special Affects/Pokemon 3DD Trainer Katie and Trainer Norrin watch new movie. Both get shocked looks on their faces as the hero appears onsc...

They don't have enough MP to summon me.

Wall Plastered: We see Link's house. Link is dumped in front of it from above. Link wobbles to his feet and gives a thumbs up to the sky. Staggers to his door and barely makes it in. Burps. Earlier... ...Link is sitting at a bar getting drunk on milk. Walks outside to get on Epona/Loftwing only to ...

You don't understand. Princess Zelda had just declared a moratorium on the excessive ice cream taxes. Hylians everywhere were in tears.

"ONE!!...

...TWO!!...

...THREE!...

...FOUR!!!!"

Comic is posted. Everyone clear out till Tuesday.

Make beef jerky. Problem solver.

Flavor Fusion/Fused and Abused/Other Mmm...: Samus gets attacked by X parasite before upgrade to Fusion. SAMUS : "Ahh...it's in my suit!! It's in my suit and it's eating me!!" Samus gets attacked by X parasite after upgrade to Fusion. SAMUS : "Ahh...it's in my suit!! It's in my suit and it tastes l...