AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Occupation: Nighttime Restaurant Server

Physical: 2
Mental: 11
Spiritual: 7

Sandwich Monster wrote:boning

dohohoho

Nachalnik wrote:why are you guys such babies?

what's wrong with you?

Cuz kids walking into explosions in front of their parents is always funny, right?

I'm all for dark humor, but your picture is not, in ANY way, funny.

38 seconds was all I could handle.

heretics are the new Twilight fangirls. I was cool with it for awhile, especially when I thought they were deliberately being ironic, but it's too goddamn much now.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's

summertime and you know what that means

gonna head down to the beach gonna do some beachy things

Not exactly funny. Kinda sad.

...then again, there's not really a thread accommodating that since it's not "b'awww" sad. Huh.

Nachalnik wrote:Say...

I was going to say goodnight to the forum, but... yeah... threadlock.

Also, Threadlock sounds like a supervillain name.

Odds wrote:what cracks me up is how perfect my avatar is for that image

Breaux, last night wrote:Your avatar right now, Oodles.

So fitting.

lock avoidance bump teehee

Your avatar right now, Odds.

So fitting.

Nobody disputed the fact that Odds and I are sleeping together.

~alriiiiiiiiiight

I had an indoor cat when I was younger (still do. same cat.) and I took her to my elementary school for show and tell. On the way out, she got loose in the parking lot and we looked for days, but we couldn't find her. Despite her being an indoor cat, we found her sleeping in our backyard, several bl...

odds come to bed

ill give you a grenade tomorrow morning and you can do whatever you want with it