AWKWARD ZOMBIE

flame_warp wrote:Okay but why is the final fantasy anniversary image a picture of an entirely unrelated Kingdom Hearts screenshot

Huh. I thought it looked like Sora and his Keyblade.

There are no other kids in their class. In fact, there are no other kids in the entire comic. Who else would she ask? Moe. I highly doubt the fact that Moe has a class with Calvin in the same period if it isn't recess or P.E. Also, there are other kids in the class, we just don't see them. And I sh...

Great Eyewarp wrote:What I always think of whenever I see "krakow" used as a sound effect:

1. Wait, Susie actually asked Calvin the answer to a question on an assignment?
2. What was the capital of Poland until 1600?

So. I walk home from school. But I used to bike to school. And one time I had politely ask if I could pass these three teens, and they were dickbags. They don't go to my high school, thank goodness. And that was the last I remember seeing them. But today, I left my school ten minutes later than usua...

Wesley Foxx wrote:Hey. Do you guys like Uno?

Due to popular demand: [img](HERES%20AN%20EXAMPLE%20FOR%20FURTHER%20ON%20IN%20THE%20POST)[/img] *Here is a link to the comic that I kinda sorta merged it with: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=112210 YESSSSSSS... I crave bredits. Hey, Lucario, you're awesome and stuff BUT (don't ...

Business Cat wrote:Due to popular demand:



*Here is a link to the comic that I kinda sorta merged it with:
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php? ... mic=112210

YESSSSSSS...
I crave bredits.

Does Finland count? Because I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Finland except "fuck it's cold here." As proof, according to The Mighty Jingles, the second universal law of ground warfare is "Don't fuck with the Finns". (The first law is "Never ever ever try to invade Moscow in the winte...

Obnosim wrote:I spent most of yesterday implementing parallelism into my game and it worked just fine and now it doesn't and I can't figure out why.

Isn't this just the majority of writing code? Sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn't and we don't know why?

I just realized that my existence is worthless and all I bring to people is stress.

Even death wouldn't help because that would ruin everyone else that I have talked to.

I liked this comic, although if it were me, it would have said "1 hour later."

I take absurdly long showers.

Decided to post this here for those who only observe this topic, because some topics have that (the comic ideas thread for example). WARNING: Really weird. Also not for the faint of heart or mind. I just remembered the really weird story that I for some reason thought up back in 8th grade and am abo...

I find the lack of edits disturbing.

If there isn't one, I shall have to download paint.net in order to make a bad edit to make it a legitimate reason to not make edits for this comic.

I was unsure if I could talk about this in the first place a while, but is it a bad thing if the boxer shorts I get in size Large is shorter than my extended wiener?

I'll take this reply down if it is too weird, but I find it odd that the size Mediums from a few years back fit WAY more comfortably.

LockeZ wrote:I approve of this Nowi edit.

Of course you do. Not just because the edit is awesome, but because it saved you time, cheddar, energy, and an excuse to delve deep into your mind's vault.