AWKWARD ZOMBIE

iamthelordhitman wrote:this i already know, why do you tell me things i already know?

Just a friendly reminder, sweetie.

iamthelordhitman wrote:i see weird shit all the time, why would this insignificant thing affect me?

Because you, too, are weird.

Sloth wrote:Where would you put your country?

I'd take over Canada. o-o

iamthelordhitman wrote:why does sloths avatar infuriate me?

Because it's weird...

If you could, would you start your own country? What would this country be called? What kind of government would it be? What would you call the cheddar in your country? Would you create any interesting laws? 1. Of course I would. 2. Trennicanadia. 3. Benevolent Dictatorship (led by me.) 4. Doubloon...

What if I like gay porn? Also, Professor Layton is a sexy sexy man... right? You can like whatever porn you want to like. Also, yes. A thousand times yes. I don't know who you are. How old are you and what is your sex? Wait, is that to me or someone else? Why do you like Linebeck so much? Linebeck ...

Is Magikarp good for anything? Being laughed at and becoming Gyaridos. What's a brother to do. Be a bro. Why do I have 143 gigs of stuff to transfer to my new computer? Because you don't delete anything. Is that a no? No, it wasn't. So he really does like gay porn? I'm sure he does. Are you psychic...

Is that a no? No, it wasn't. Will I ever get another shiny turtwig after my old one died? :( If you really believe in yourself. How long will it be until District Nine gets hit with rule nine? That is, when will there be Touhou fanart of District Nine? What's rule 9? Also probably soon. There's fan...

Should I get pokemon platinum or prof layton and the diabolical box? I never played either. FFF LAYTON! GET LAYTON! Will you watch gay porn with me? Alright, but you have to bring it here. This is my 666th post. Should I do something special? Other than posting in my thread, make me 666 sandwiches....

If men like watching lesbian porn, should women like watching gay porn? You mean you don't? Are perpetual motion machines possible? No, everything stops at some point. Okay, what if, a machine generates more electricity than what it consumes, and thus it can go on forever until what it keeps it mov...

Ryushusupercat wrote:Smaug (my Weezing) still gets out of his Pokeball to raid my garbage can, though. Should I duct-tape his Pokeball shut?

This is a silly question.

Merlin wrote:DID YOU REALLY FUCKING QUOTE YOURSELF IN YOUR SIGNATURE.

This.

Ryushusupercat wrote:How do I keep Weezing out of my garbage can?

Keep it in its pokeball.

Karilyn wrote:Why can Whalord have sex with Skitty?

For fun.

Avengifier wrote:Why can Wailord learn Bounce and Rollout?

Because POKEMON MAKES NO SENSE.

Looper. wrote:Why am I so bald?

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO BALD.

meyou22 wrote:Am I the Anti-Christ?

No, actually.

Webster, (Yeah Emmanuel Lewis) because he's the Anti-Christ.

Ryushusupercat wrote:What do you think of The Friendship Thread?

Kind of silly

Bacon wrote:Why is Legend of Zelda called Legend of Zelda when it's about Link?

So that Zelda gets more light, tee hee.

KA-DOOM wrote:Why are we all on drugs?

We aren't, Weezer is just desperate to be cool.

Ryushusupercat wrote:No, I mean can I draw a picture of Eevee for you?

Sure, why not?

...Then, why is your TV on? My grandma wants it on. Why are all the yellows so fucking garish on my computer? To burn your eyyyyyyes. Are perpetual motion machines possible? No, everything stops at some point. Can I draw you an Eevee? Also, what is your least favorite Pokemon? No I can't. Also my l...

meyou22 wrote:

Trennicus wrote:

meyou22 wrote:It's on your tv right now, isn't it?

No, CNN is.

What's going on in the news?

I'm not watching it. It's just on the television.

Ryushusupercat wrote:What is your favorite Pokemon?

Eevee.