AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HELLO NO
PUNCH THEM

>YES BUT THEN PUNCH IT ALL

Very well.

>PUNCH STUFF

GUYS
SQUIG TOOK BACK OUT COUNTRY
LETS GO BACK TO AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>PARTY ANYWAY
>PUNCH STUFF EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD

>INVITE CHARLIE MANHUGE OR HE'LL PUNCH YOU LATER

NO WAI
YUR TITEL IZ PUNCHER
DUUUH

Wow. That actually hurt to type.

Anyone one? Other than that, it's good.

>EQUIP your FISTS. Those are only weapons you will ever need.

"Zeion, calm down!" Buddy backflipped out of his adventurer outfit. "It's me, Buddy!" "I know who you are. The question is why you are here? You know I left the gang long ago. You were there when it happened. You know why I quit that life. Now if you'll excuse me, I have sign modifying to do." Zeio...

Buddy walked into a tavern in Mangaton. He smelled something...familiar. He put on a traveler suit and hopped over the counter. "Hey, Zeion, how ya been, buddy?" "YOU BACK OFF MY PASTRIES DUDE THEY ARE FOR SERIOUS ADVENTURERS ONLY" Zeion yelled. This man reminded him of his friend, who he used to b...

It had been three days. THREE LONG DAYS. "Perhaps this was a bad idea..." Zeion said to nobody. "Wait... I HAVE IT! Everyone loves baked goods! Time to get baking! BARKEEP! I CALL THE OVEN!" "But I need the oven fo-" "I CALLED IT BITCH. TIME TO GET COOKING" Soon, the powerful scent of berries floode...

That is really good. All of them.

>GODFACE McPUNCHER