AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Great, now I want one. But mainly because of the murder scene thing.

So I had to change a flat tire yesterday right after I clocked out to go home. The jack fell over with the car on top of it. If I hadn't been on the pavement, like if I were on the side of the road, my car would have needed to be towed. The rotor was slightly less than a millimeter off the ground. W...

I don't have much trouble with summer heat. Now, getting into a hot car is another story.

Really, now. That sounds interesting. Either you're prepared for zombies, or you're a very skilled necromancer.

Could I borrow your connections in the dark realms sometime?

Unless the zombies come in winter.

If you wake up and your head isn't sewn to the carpet, you're fine.

I love what it says in the bottom left corner. That's daisies good timing.

I often feel the same way about myself. But here's the thing: if the people you care about make you feel that way, then keep making them feel inconvenienced to piss them off.

My mom said last night that she wants to set me up with a lady with whom she works, let's call her V. V has two young children, and apparently their father won't come around. The guy apparently said he wasn't screwing around on her, had a kid with another woman that was born within a couple weeks of...

That reminds me, I need to try getting a picture of my cat when he's giving the dog a hug. The dog outweighs him by about 60 pounds, but he still occasionally tries to get her to play with him. And occasionally, she does.

*brief inhale* KITTIES!!!!!!! My dog would love to play with those. She's a large dog (some people have actually been scared of her), but any other animal she finds, she wants to be friends with it. Took a little while for her to figure out that maybe that striped "kitty" that smells kinda strange i...

I sometimes wonder if our votes are actually counted, or if they just throw out numbers. Granted, they're probably smart enough to make sure they add up to the number of registered voters. Also, the popular vote doesn't actually matter. It's the electoral college (when congress votes) that matters. ...

Well, a woman can get testosterone from a man through his saliva by deep facebattling (aka French facebattling), so maybe facebattle her a lot during pregnancy? On a different note, I occasionally wonder if it would solve a lot of social issues if we altered the human genome so that everyone is a fu...

Almost every full moon, shit goes nuts at work. Like Monday night. Almost every person who bought something that is even remotely heavy or bulky (and people buying small potted plants) came to the store alone. Which wouldn't be so bad if the forklift driver in lumber hadn't stopped me and had me spo...

I often wonder that if I got superpowers, would I become a supervillian?