AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm reminded of a line from Batman Forever, when The Riddler stops Two-Face from killing Bruce Wayne: "If you kill him... He don't learn nothing." Not really sure if it matters if he learns or not, since he's gonna be put away for the rest of his life. Given the nature of his crime, he might be in s...

I clocked out four hours early yesterday because I knew we needed someone up here because the store opened today. I get here, and there are four orders that need to go out, none of which are ready, one went out without the entire order because we didn't have all the merchandise in stock (if we did, ...

Tatzel wrote:

Alkarii wrote:Does that mean there can be only one, then?

Whoever tries to fight me gets a Wii Fit Trainer sticked up their booty

I want to see that. I have to see that.

Does that mean there can be only one, then? For my latest confession: I can't stand touching other people, even shaking their hand. Not because of EW, GERMS, but because I feel they would feel like I'm one of those people who are a bit too friendly and annoy the hell out of you, and you hope they ge...

I had to put a hole in the front yard yesterday. Not very big, and didn't take long. I had shot into the ground to scare of a random stray dog and my own dog, which were both trying to kill one of my sister's three goats. Our dog had never attacked anything before, so it was a bit of a shock. The yo...

So it is in the air. I was going to say something about the media, but I was concerned I'd have sounded like a broken record at this point. Why the hell would someone want that much attention? Even in a good context, like being a rock star or an actor, getting a lot of attention would get old after ...

I'm wondering if there might be something in the water or the air. People seem to be getting crazier by the day.

This is only the second theater shooting I've heard of, though. The other was at the Batman movie a few years ago. Were there others?

My brother's ex wife, knowing he could barely afford both fuel and food because he can't get a decent job, left him alone about paying child support. Then she remarried, and now she decided that she's gonna take him to court, and have him put in jail until the child support is caught up. And that he...

Aw, don't say that. Except when it's a good thing.

[Citation Needed] wrote:eating teriyaki beef jerry

Whoa, you're a cannibal?! Also, who's Jerry?

I know it's a typo, but I couldn't resist. IT'S THAT KIND OF MORNING!!!

The news was on in the break room a few minutes ago, and a reporter was at some ballpark. She described the grounds keeping equipment as looking like a medieval torture device. Yeah, it's probably a bad sign that I was slightly amused by that. Also, I ran over a small woodland critter just a few sec...

Yeah, I'd seen a thing on tv about transsexual/transgender people (is there a diffence?), and there was one part about an ftm who was a lesbian before transition, but afterwards was attracted to men, so you're okay there.

What do you mean? I just meant that I don't hate anyone who'd be considered LGBT, but I'm scared of cross dressers. I don't hate them, but I just feel real nervous when a cross dresser (transvestite, right?) is nearby. I also said I don't know why I feel that way, and that they aren't causing harm. ...

I have no problem for people of "alternative lifestyles" (LGBT folks), but for some reason, cross dressers (more specifically, drag queens) scare the shit out of me. Dunno why, exactly, because they aren't hurting anyone, or whatever.

I'm bothered by the fact that they scare me.

There was this really cute girl at the drive-thru today and she had a fucking sick tattoo and I think cute tattooed girls are my weakness. I know what you mean. There's been a few times when I've found a reason to be somewhere to get another look at a cute girl with tattoos. If I saw one playing ba...