AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We did that when the other dog had puppies. Right now, it's 5AM. I have been up for an hour, because one of the puppies won't shut up, and my parents, like usual, NEVER HEAR ANY OF THE FUCKING DOGS. It's probably the puppy that I can't find. I don't know where he is, but he's annoying the hell out o...

We used to have a second crate, but I don't know what happened to it. The one we have is being used for the rabbit.

One of the dogs had puppies several weeks ago. The daisies things are old enough to go to new homes. Unfortunately they aren't fully weaned (though we and their mother try to kept them from nursing), nor are they housebroken. So now the whole house smells of shit and piss. I have to put on my shoes ...

I got rear ended today. Thankfully it was in the company car. However, after everyone else left, and I was about to leave, that's when the car decided it wasn't going to start. Turned out that it needed a jump.

But the whole debacle added two hours onto the clock for me today.

Well, since you folks are gonna act like that when I ask a question, then I don't wanna hear what you have to say anymore. I'm tired of shit like this. Later.

What the hell is Homestuck?

I haven't had internet at home since October 26, 2008. Besides, I somehow don't come across most of the same stuff everyone else does, even with a stable connection. Also... I don't understand what that is that you just posted. (Keep in mind that I don't know shit about coding or the in depth comput...

Dude, that's totally fucked... :shock: Also, I just watched a creepy video on YouTube about dark moments in games meant for kids. One of them was the genocide route in Undertale. In games where you make decisions based on morality, I usually always try to take the high road, because that's just me. ...

I heard that the second most popular search is genealogy. Right after porn.
True story.

(That I'd heard that. Not sure if genealogy is still the second. Cat videos gotta be in the top ten, at least. But please... No cat porn. That's too weird, even for me.

I'm too old to understand these new pop culture references. I guess it's time for me to be euthanized.

Make it epic, please.

The only reason I'm using Bing at all is because this is a Windows phone (birthday gift. Better than the flip phone I had). When I search, I just open the web browser, tap the address bar, and type whatever. Though I probably should be patient and go to another search engine. Is Google still good, o...

Nice choice of words when describing the bible. That makes me chuckle.

Dude, you are awesome! Bing didn't pull this one up when I searched, so Bing sucks.

For that, you are as awesome as a raccoon riding on an alligator.

Benson: Yep. That's why I don't go to church anymore.

I've been trying to find a meme I thought was on Facebook, but no luck. I did a search, and none of the results matched. So now I must ask for someone's expertise in finding memes. The first part is text, and compares Christianity, Islam, and Satanism, and how they treat women. The first two say som...