AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The only cherries worth having are virgins...

I said nothing of homework. You can do it wherever you like! Though I do recommend you try to avoid doing so while driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy equipment, as this can lead to rather embarrassing videos being posted to YouTube. Also... I completely forgot I asked that question. When I w...

I don't really see that particular meme as funny, but... Damned if I ain't laughing when people get rustled at Benson for posting it!

I picture this:

Benson:
Them:
Benson:

Looked at my front driver's side tire. Yep. Time to save up more than $400, as I am NOT screwing around with used tires that are halfway smooth. Though, that's actually worse than what my tires are at the moment. I also need to clean it out, and get the daisies thing washed. I've had the car almost ...

Sprite's flavor was changed? I never noticed...

Sorry, guys... But I got hungry, and ate the last of the cookies... And drank the last can of Sprite. Though, I bought the Sprite, so I guess that part is okay.

We've been letting the puppies and the two cats out into the back yard in the afternoons. I'd been worried about the cats, because of neighborhood dogs and such. Turns out, the cats will come to me daisies near every time I call them. The two adult dogs only do so about half the time, and the puppie...

But what about those of us who were never employed here?

We should have voted for Deez Nutz, 2016! I bet if anyone had a plan that could fix the economy and the job market, it'd be Nutz.

Cool! Do we get hazard pay? (all joking aside, I could definitely use hazard pay in my current job. It's fairly dangerous.)

Wait, are we doing the human cannonball thing?

Yeah... We didn't see any hogs today. However, I looked at the trap, and I pointed out to my brother that a pig could open it and escape by using their nose to push the spring loaded door open. So next time, we'll try putting in another T post, placed in such a way that the edge of the door will be ...

My brother and I are about to head up to the mountain his father-in-law's family owns, to do a little more work on the hog problem up there. We're taking our new rifles, as last week we came across fresh tracks as we were heading back to the truck from the hog trap. Those tracks were pretty close to...

How many pancakes can you stack on top of a doghouse, and why? (Be sure to show your work, so I can figure out how to solve this one too. Also, I'm sleepy.)

My neck and back are hurting, and have been since I got rear-ended on Monday. Occasional headaches.

Yep, probably related.