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Dude, even then, there's no comparison. When was the last time there was a Christian attack that resulted in thousands of deaths? When was the last time anyone heard of Christians beheading people by the dozen for not sharing in their cause? Edit: Can't believe I forgot about the rapes/sexual slaver...

I figured he was just being sarcastic.

But yeah, you can't accurately compare the two. The "extremist" Christians seem to just be all talk.

I never once said anything about being entitled to anything. I'm also sick of how you folks immediately assume I mean the worst every time I post something. I never said anything about being unable to function on my own. I also never said it was too difficult to get laid. I could very easily sign up...

Funny thing is, my grandfather is a preacher, and he says that homosexuality isn't nearly as big a deal as those Westboro folks claim it is.

So I'm an asshole for standing up for myself? That's kind of messed up. Further, I just did a little reading, and from what I can tell, international dating websites only set up introductions and translate correspondence. Nobody is bought or sold. Not different from others in that regard. Further, d...

Shazza: While I know you're just holding his head up so we can see his face, it looks like you're threatening to strangle him. "SEND cheddar OR I KILL KITTEN!"

Syobon: You look angry...

Um... Why is it that virtually every time you say anything here (or at least to me), you're a complete prick about it? It's like it would kill you to disagree with someone without saying so in a hostile tone. When you aren't being an asshole because you disagree with someone, you're complaining abou...

My brother recently suggested (though not for the first time) that, once I get a decently paying job (I intend to go to welding school as soon as I can), I go to a particular matchmaking website and get a Russian email order bride. My mom, however, is VERY opposed to this idea. I haven't determined ...

There's a meme I saw showing comedian Ron White and a quote from him. It says something like "I'm watching the news and I see Muslims chanting 'death to America', and the leader of the free world tells me I'm Islamophobic." It's not that unreasonable for a person to feel that way, given how much we ...

Yay! Kitten!

Looks a bit like my cat. Though that kitten may have a longer tail...

Yeah, my cat has a stubby tail... I'll probably upload a picture tomorrow.

Yeah, but in this part of the country, people who speak English as a first language aren't all that fluent in English. I'd been in this state for 23 years, and I still occasionally have problems understanding people. But that's because they slur their speech a lot. While sober. Seriously, the only g...

Well, to be fair, though... I hadn't paid much attention to the campaigns, because I already know I don't want the next president to be from either party. So far this century, we've had two terms of the Republican party being in power, and two of the Democrats. What has Bush done? Well, he got us in...

You know, people are constantly saying he's racist, but haven't once shown me evidence that he is, beyond people saying he is, and the whole wall thing. He has also been on record as saying that he has absolutely no problem with legal immigrants, and doesn't have an issue with the Mexican people, or...

First, I want to make it clear that I do not support Trump. I won't vote for either of the two major parties. Also, Trump is a businessman, so it'd be a huge shock if he won and didn't do crap that helps major businesses at the cost of hurting small businesses or people who aren't part of the riches...

I'm reminded of the pudding cat from Girls With Slingshots...