AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Is that tomato sauce I see in the fridge?

YOU WANKER

It's gross because 1 or 2 days before my period starts I get a strong smell of blood in my nostrils :S How is that even possible??

Torizo, I was so sure you were a boy :I haha

Naaaah. I used to be able to feel people's presence but meh :/ it stopped.

Exeres wrote: Goy as in non-Jewish, or oddly pronounced gay?

I shouldn't of laughed at that. But I mean goy as in non-Jewish guy.

Can't say "goy" now because boo hoo I might hurt someone's feelings ;___; waaah what a shame

Some people should just man up.

"A Serious Man" has the best opening and ending I've seen in ages.

I'm so jealous because everyone else in my family can see ghosts but I can't >:T even my fucking dad sees people!

"Oh hey, Kirsten, guess who I saw hanging about in the house?"

Fuuuuuuuck

"Where did you get the cheddar?"

"The Government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell."

My old friend from school is knocked up. She's like 18-19 so that's okay :I but she always dates guys twice her age and gets new boyfriends all the time.

I hope she knows who the daddy is :U

When my brother Connor was younger he said he kept seeing this kid watching him from his bedroom door when he was trying to sleep.

We just guessed it was his twin Nobody sees the kid anymore.

Cheers, man.

Spoony wrote:They're sort of designed not to do that, unless you're using an airbook.

Well, yeah but I keep being told when you have a laptop on your bed the cover kinda...blocks it and makes it overheat. :I oh I dunno