AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Started watching K-ON! today. I'm about 10 minutes into the first episode and I think it's cute so far.

Haha!

My cat jumps on people's backs sometimes.

We always have to warn people when they come over so they don't get a big fright.

I'm in your shop, never buying but always looking

I'm in ur base, sapping ur sentries

I'm in ur country, enslaving ur peoples

Board wrote: Why can't this EXIST!?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Millionaires Shortbread is the best thing in the world.

Tears of joy run down my face whenever I eat it ;w; Well, not really but it's still pretty awesome

Something smells like burinng plastic/leather to me so it's either my laptop (which has only been on for 10 minutes) or it's my boots

Bought the new Professor Layton game today. It came with a free rubix cube.

Aces.

I kinda know how you feel because people are constantly hanging out in the front of my house and God forbid I stand to close to my own window because the glares they give you! Jeez!

Heinz kicks so much booty :9 I remember once I was in this cafe and it was run by this Portuguese lady. She was really nice but you should of seen the HORROR on everyone's faces when they saw her taking the tomato sauce out of the fridge. Because it's cold as a witch's tit here so when we order warm...

I've never noticed that before oh wow