AWKWARD ZOMBIE

no because i hate them and they make me sick for days after ;___;

and now i think about it they are very sour to hold in the mouth so maybe i won't be able to fake it :I

any hints on faking sallowing pills? :T

When I was little I was running about the house when I slipped and smacked my mouth of the coffee table. Some of my teeth grew in twisted but that was the only damage really done.

I wanted to go out but my mom was like "Have you seen the time?! It's 3pm!"

what is this i don't even

oh gross

that reminds me of this chav kid we had in our class who put a baby pin through his dead skin and it gross ;___; and the teacher never said anything to him fffff

I don't remember loads of stuff when I was little for some reason. We lived in like 10 different places so I always get confused when trying to remember some stuff. For some reason when I was younger I would only watch TV shows with black presenters or actors/characters. Looking back on it now I thi...

Gave this nice kid my Scottish Resistance for free so he was pretty pop flyin'.

Later in the match I said I wanted to give my Frying Pan away. Same kid gave me back my Scottish Resistance for it lol

this is horrible

but yet i can't look away

I'm kinda mad because I heard the other day people were burning poppies and screaming shit like "Christian soldiers can burn in Hell!" and just rubbish like that >:( And I'm kinda thinking "Well, gee, guys if you hate Britian and British people that much maybe you should just fuck off and stop takin...

'nother photo

this sign

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... ottish.jpg

is the best sign :')