AWKWARD ZOMBIE

well, yeah but

i can be worried if i want ffff

I was useless at school. For the last 2 years I skipped every single class and just hanged out in the hallways or something.

I wasn't a good student.

omg that jimi hendrix poster! do want!

argh the cute polish/russian man who works in the bank wasn't in the other day.

i hope he didn't quit or anything ;____; ahhhh

My brother went pretty apeshit because I didn't close the door while I was boiling the kettle. I was feeling brave so I said "Why can't you get off the sofa, walk 5 steps and close it yourself?" I shouldn't of done that because it started a one sided shouting match. But, yeah, he got up and slammed ...

so i agreed to trade hats with this guy. but when he messages me he doesn't understand me. but i see that he is from lativa so i fire up a translater and type in latvian to which he says "No! No! Give me Russian!" so i start typing in Russian and again he goes "What?? What?! That's so bad! Speak in ...

that sucks

nooooo don't do it!

Our school was pretty useless. You had to learn either French or Gaelic until you were in 6th year and then after that you had the choice of German, Spainish, Italian and some other one. :colbert: So of course I didn't feel like waiting 4-5 years to learn the language I wanted. Oh, and we had 1 Engl...

my brother started to kick and punch me for no reason. he called me useless. i said "oh god i can't stop farting." so he started to beat on me. :T i told him to calm down it was a joke and he was still rustled as hell. later he told me that i could never live in germany because i hate wurst. i told ...

roundhouse kick 'em!

oh wait : (

i still love this meme you guys

my head hurts trying to make sense of that

probably