AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My momma's like that too. But it's my own cheddar so she shouldn't really holla about it.

Wordsmith wrote:

Nachalnik wrote:
my lungs

oh god i can't stop farting

That would of been a lot better to be honest ;w;

I live to close to the sea for it to snow.

There's salt in the air or something.

oh god i don't know what my mom put in that chocolate but i feel sick and i can't stop going to the bathroom

It takes like an hour and a half to shave my legs

and i have to do it all again the next day =A= i've given up

forgot 'bout this

cooking class tomorrow. i don't know what we're making.

for some reason a lot of shops have closed down their petite size range. which sucks because i won't be able to find jeans that fit me.

i only own 2 pairs so that makes it worse.

Whenever I don't shave my legs I keep having weird dreams about them at night.

Does that happen to anyone else?

my lungs

have to get dressed at 10am for a stupid flu jab

why do so many hetalia cosplayers look so terrible

like all the time

Stare it out of the room!

Zang wrote: Dear God another white Cherokee woman what the fuck
and blond hair even more what the fuck
Blue eyes....this is a genetic fuckup right here.

I wish my dad didn't say chink or paki so much

we didn't have a proper film study class but i remember once we were watching pan's labyrinth and everyone started laughing at the monster with his eyes in his hands and it was annoying.

mostly because i was taking the film seriously :C