AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i don't watch the show

Now I feel all upset about the VHS thing...I never thought about it before

Ohh, so it's like a mutation or something. And here I was thinking that you had 12th degree burns! wait, i just noticed this. you're playing a game that takes place after a nuclear war and your first thought about gob was "BURN VICTIM" :psyduck: don't get me wrong i'm not saying that to be mean. it...

nearly all of our food is out of date
ma doesn't want to throw it out. can't cook so there's nothing to eat.

of course if i could cook she would be like "gtfo of the kitchen"

these fucking cheerios taste like shit

that guy has the best username

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyH7eZK80

i always cry for at least 15 minutes after cutting onions

fuck

y u keep doing this

It's not as funny when someone 'shops the dick out

http://lynneblue.deviantart.com/gallery/
all of my rage

http://crisfayve.deviantart.com/#/d3899k9
DAT CHIN

my brother gets to do farm work all day and feed animals

i won't admit it but i'm jelly

give your friend a bop in the face instead of cupcakes next time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt9OjpZAhQ

i want this game back so much

I'm sure I heard that people wore hats while they slept to keep in good thoughts. Or something like that.