AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i got a kidney/bladder infection

i didn't even notice that

started new tablets

feel ill already

i thought someone would like this

This schnitzel is pretty good

and shut up cat you're not getting any

no one could be that naive ;__;

The Surfshack Tito troll was interesting because apparently Chris thought he was actually the character from the cartoon.

Now that doesn't make a lick of sense...but this is Chris we're talking about.

I went and the doctor was all like "well i dunno what that is lol just take some pills"

i'm not sure if i'm okay with this

new vegas crashed again i'm not surprised

i was rustled about something more important but for some reason i can't even remember what it is.

That's pretty depressing

I like sliced apples, bananas, grapes and I like things that taste of strawberries and raspberries. I don't like the real thing for some reason.

Unrelated but I'm going to the doctor in an hour about that crazy birthmark on my groin so I hope it's nothing serious

Gypsies are snobs and will shun you for being an outsider. If you tell them off for pissing in your garden they will play the race card like nobody's business.