AWKWARD ZOMBIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0HVJ5tkIM

What the name of fucking grey skull did I just watch?

I had no idea Bob's Burgers was on Tuesday nights.

I am excite

Pulp Fiction was amazing.

Not sure why the white guy got shot in the bathroom and then turned out perfectly healthy 5 minutes later but I wasn't paying full attention.

I don't care if it's a repost. It's gold.

That made me fucking jump, Angus!

Well, it's the singer from Rammstein kicking the shit out of somebody. I don't know anything else about it.

made popcorn without permission and didn't get in trouble

ULTIMATE SUCCESS

My legs and feet keep getting pins and needles. Ffffff.

Thanks. She gots one of those little leaflets from the doc with all the symptoms and she has every single fucking one.

Ma hasn't said anything to me so she probably doesn't know that I know, you know what I mean?

I had no words.

My ma thinks she has cancer. She better fucking not.

Yeah, I'm not understanding what you mean at all.

My parents just gave up trying to get me to school.