AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Finally got that volunteer job I wanted a year ago

Problem is I don't fucking want it now. 3 hours making soap? Why did I ever think that would be fun?

I wish I could go to college ;___;

All our hobos are jerks. They don't want cheddar or food but they'll fucking sit outside shops or cafes trying to make you feel bad.

I got stuck on Half Life and I haven't got around to finding a walkthrough.

And, ugh, Portal. I'm probably just rustled I couldn't use the controls properly and now the game is in my Steam menu taunting me.

Leave the house for more than 15 minutes
Get a job
Take my full dose of medication and painkillers
Make and keep contact with a friend
Get dressed more than once a week
Start taking therapy again

<:T

Finally got my laundry basket back after 3 months. Not sure why it took you that long to empty it, mom. I actually have no idea why I'm so angry lately. I just wake up feeling rustled off and I go to sleep feeling the same thing. But, yeah, fuck it. Nobody believes I have anything wrong with me. Jus...

story
of
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:'c

I always wanted to make a "pop flyin' unbirthday" thread

but then i thought

HOW BOUT I DON'T

My legs are so stubby even petite jeans are too long for me

;w;

D-vid wrote:How do they butcher it?

They take out a lot of swears, sex jokes, violence, etc. But what bothers me is how half-assed it is half the time. I'm sure I remember them cutting 8 minutes out of a show once.

WELL SHIT

SO MUCH SENSE HAS BEEN MADE.

Seriously how the holy fuck did I not notice that? derp

Charon I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you die! The only monsters around were radroaches

How did you get killed by radroaches?!

Does anyone watch The Simpsons on Channel 4? Because they BUTCHER that show.