AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i'm sick of always having to buy new bras because they suddenly decide not to fit anymore

the dead kids photos has been posted like 100 times before

Why does nobody like feminism? Is it bad or something?

Cos I always thought it was a good thing but hearing everybody hating on it makes me feel like I'm missing out on something.

man, i really want to see rock and rule

everybody just keeps talking about it

Syobon wrote:A golf ball? That's not much bigger than a big dildo is it? I saw someone knock a golfball with a club in a girl's gaping anus once though.

that's what i meant! it was just a really long time since i've seen it and it wasn't like i was paying attention...

haha

one time i saw a gif of a man golf putting a golf ball into a woman's vagina like the whole daisies thing in one go

it was the worst and best thing i have ever seen

on second thought i think this belongs here

I bet there's a heretic who'd still wank to this

I think Stephen Merchant is the single most unattractive man I have ever seen and I don't get why people like him apart from "he's british lol".

my mom won't let me get a job because none of them are good enough for me

i had no idea you were such a snob mom. i guess that's where i get it from.

It's my headcanon that dragons are second class citizens in Equestria.