AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Can you use a epilator without shaving cream?

Because I've heard you can but it looks really scary and everytime I try to I worry it's going to cut my skin up or something.

do heretics really think so highly of themselves that they need a freaking documentary

YES

oh fuck the end

the joke is america

i want to learn how to play the ukulele

a whole bunch of skin came off my gums and the roof of my mouth

hurts like a bitch whenever i eat

funny picture thread is now the "the first picture i saw on my tumblr dash thread"

hey, if you're going to be nosey enough to read off my computer screen don't be fucking stupid enough to read it out loud

I've got Zepheniah's Greed to trade.

i've finally got fallout 3 installed on my dad's computer but the daisies controls are so glitchy and fucked up i can't even pick up a fucking teddy bear without it being flung across the room or me running into walls