AWKWARD ZOMBIE

my mom thinks i should get off the internet


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Kamak wrote:Damnit, everytime that gets posted, I stare at it with a stupid grin for like 5 minutes.

i just scream internally and scroll the fuck away as fast as possible

Tuxedo Mask told a really funny joke but i don't want to tell anyone else it incase they don't think it's as funny as i did

Dire wrote:You don't want to go on holiday? or you don't want to go to college?

I think you're pretty lucky to have either of those things.

not

i have to go on holiday and then college soon

i don't fucking want to

Explotaro wrote:My bro's not even TRYING college. He thinks my grandma making him do normal chores is stressful

i know that feeling

i just nearly choked to death on a french fry

goddamn

where do think the eggs come from???

that sucks

and it's not like you can expect the people handing them out to remember who's been before...

Exeres wrote:

you know this has always bugged me because people always seem to think ariel didn't have some kind of vagina when she was a mermaid

like daisies man

wahh there's loads of music i want but it's not on itunes uk

goodbye cruel world

I keep seeing photos on tumblr of heretics with a whole bunch of the Ditzy Doo dolls that they've brought and I didn't think too much about it until I read somewhere about people standing in lines for hours at a time trying to get this doll only to find it's been sold out and then I thought "What a ...

i have a boyfriend and he's really nice

we play tf2 together alot and he always tells me how cute i am (●´∀｀●)