AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i'm not contaminating my laptop like that

besides the battery would run dead as soon as i sat down

Kadabra is vacuuming with it’s leg

i can't go out anyway cos there's nothing to do and i won't be here if Brock from Cockfighting Society comes back online

why do you keep saying muffin randomly

Brock from Cockfighting Society would rather go outside than talk to me on steam : (

i remember once when i was watching tv with my family and my mam kept laughing at some black kid because "he had a funny voice" and i told her "that's a normal voice for a black guy" and then she freaked out about how dare i accuse her of racism and shit and she didn't talk to me for like a day and ...

two weeks without bf, cats and internet starting tomorrow



just kill me now

I hope that if MLP:FiM introduces sea boners, they name one Pony-O.

it's 100% serious as well

i have to go to a party today and i have to get up at like 4am tomorrow morning to catch a ferry

omg!!

yeah it's pretty cool