AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i made a sim who hates everyone and everything and stays on their computer all day

it's like looking in a mirror

i got hungry again

nevermind lol

when i put this spaghetti in the microwave i was hungry

when i took it out i wasn't anymore

rolled my eyes so hard they could of fallen out of my head

shame it won't work with my plugs

yep

because it's always about men isn't it

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for years i thought all animals were assholes because i believed in that "if you touch a baby animal the mom will abandon it" myth

i hated birds the most

the other day me and Brock from Cockfighting Society made a pinkie promise about something and he called it a "pinkie pie promise"

and i was like since when do you watch mlp

he doesn't. he thought he was being clever and made it up on the spot

Brock from Cockfighting Society can't be this cute

no post on sundays : (

wait what

why did tumblr get rid of notes

how will i know what's popular or not

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