AWKWARD ZOMBIE

they just think he's a friend

i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly

The fact that you're twenty should probably also mean you don't have to have a secret boyfriend from someone you are hardly even associated with. oh no! i mean he's a secret from everyone. i live in a really small village and i'm worried if i tell this guy "oh i have a boyfriend" he'll tell someone...

i don't have a camera

i don't have time for this

it will all be bodaciously photos of me watching ugly betty

there's this guy i went out with for like two "i'm 13 and i don't know how to say no" dates and for some reason i think he still likes me and i think he thinks i like him. i'm not even interested in being friends with him. i just don't like the guy. i'm 20 and i still don't know how to say no. what ...

i've been reading an article online about a man who graduated from a nanny school and it's a very nice story but there's like 1000 comments saying dumb shit like "oh! that's so sexist! why does he get a better uniform!" and even dumber shit like "hurrhurr he has all those lady nannies to himself" ug...

OH MY GODDDDDD

if you can paint it completely black i'll die of happiness

i keep looking at cute clothes even though i don't suit them

urgh

gimme all the pones

scan it

i thought this was a joke but it's 100% real

yeah fuck the planet

precious baby