AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i just remembered the other day i went to give my cat a facebattle and she bodaciously dived out of the way to avoid me

OMG THEY HAVE MOOMIN PYJAMAS AT TOP SHOP

that picture made me realise i still know all the words...

i have a fear of confrontation

I'm kind of interested in what the people who said the Japanese tsunami was caused by God's wrath about Pearl Habour have to say about this now that something somewhat similar is happening to them.

wow it's almost like the computer can sense when i'm in a hurry and will crash 100 times doing things it normally does with no problem

thanks computer for turning a quick check at my e-mail into a 20 minute battle

fucking bite me

I bought some junk food today and I've eaten half of it already

It was meant to last all week!

Nachalnik wrote:i was too anxious to go food shopping today and now i'm starving because there's no food in the house i'm allowed to eat

nevermind i plucked up the courage in the end