AWKWARD ZOMBIE

thank you

i like christmas because i like buying people presents

i'm really bored and Tuxedo Mask isn't online

i might play xbox

i was on some tumblr blog about like nerd weddings and the title of the blog is

"sometimes, we get the fairy tale"

sigh

if the post office is closed for christmas on tuesday i will be so upset

i don't get how kanye west can wear a kilt and nobody gives a fuck but if i call Tuxedo Mask bubby or bubbeleh sjws practically shits themselves in rage

“she wants the d” thats so sexist. what if “she”s male. what if “she”s a bigender individual with more than incidentally occurring agender tendencies Not dating someone because they have a penis is like not listening to a band because they have an instrument you don’t like in the band even though y...

OH MY GOD

i wish Tuxedo Mask was online but he isn't

edit: nevermind

that "what were you raised by wolves" comic is making it's rounds on tumblr again