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“Breasts are sexual objects because… well, just because they are. (..) I think it’s an advantage for women to have breasts you can use as sexual objects in different situations. That’s why I don’t think us women should have the privilege of “being allowed to” walk around with no top on, like men do...

So my parents are trying to make me celebrate Christmas I wish they would just understand that I am a cat. All I want to do tonight is curl up on the top of my bookshelf and sleep. Instead they’re making me open presents that completely disregard my species’ needs. Like my mom got me perfume. I’m s...

my fingers on my left hand are getting stiff again

it's only happening at night as well but i wouldn't say it's cold enough to affect my arthritis so something is going on here

i've been up for less than a hour and i'm already bored

I've decided when we get married I'm keeping my surname

I haven't told Tuxedo Mask yet but I don't think he'd have a problem with it

Only a few years ago he was saying he might take my surname but he might not feel the same way now

i have the worst stress headache and i don't think i'm going to sleep tonight

Crisp wrote:also Nacha, were the kleenexes liek in your stocking or what?

no

i was hoping Brock from Cockfighting Society would be online but he isn't

vealin99 wrote:sorry nachal

i'm just fucking rustled

who gives plasters and boxes of tissues as christmas presents?

how come even when i was honest with my mom for once and said don't go get me this for christmas because i'll hate it she gets it anyway?

i just don't understand

i can't believe everyone got better stuff than me

geez

Then, there’s the issue of the female audience. Let’s face it; most women aren’t into blood-soaked action flicks. Call me sexist, but it’s true. I’m sure a poll in Cosmopolitan would reveal the truth. Chicks want romance, love, and comedy for the most part (which isn’t to say they can’t appreciate ...

no fuck them

i'll just watch avgn

nobody's online today!

what am i meant to do all day

my mom bought me: underwear that i already have books that i already have a pez dispenser i already have stationary i already have plasters tissues hair clips i can't wear a lunch box another lunch box a bowl a plate a mug a dustpan a apron a snuggie that i said i didn't want pyjamas i can't wear ca...