AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Go to local eatery >Order steak sandwich >Cute girl sitting in the booth next to my table >Blue undercut and body proletariats, a real Tumblr type >She taps me on the shoulder and says hey >Feelin pretty Spaghetti Pocket >”Uhg you know youre just trying to fit some stupid patriarchal stereotype of...

i can't tell if i have some weird rash thing or if i'm getting more stretch marks

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what do you think men has nipples for? decoration?

mom’s watching TV and a commercial for The Big Bang Theory came on and the announcer dramatically announced how the latest episode would feature the girls going WHERE NO WOMAN HAS GONE BEFORE and the camera panned to the girls walking into an arcade full of surprised dudes oh god my brother watches...

yeah i guess that explains it

if i bought a pre-owned one it wouldn't have anyone else's stuff on it would it?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/41ca688721b10c456482027be2c0b194/tumblr_mgfle1g6hN1qdsrt0o1_1280.png http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a7f4c2e7233b56f781813e345dd9f10/tumblr_mgftfvoBQK1rib2juo1_1280.png The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that my generation of Otherkin are going to rise up ...

i wish i could find a wii for sale that's not pre owned

even in game and hmv all their wiis are pre owned