AWKWARD ZOMBIE

my parents didn't buy me anything to eat when they went food shopping today and my dad won't give me a ride down to the local shops so it looks like i'm starving today

went into town today and as soon as i left the bank i was too stressed out to do any actual shopping thanks to my mom

i'm getting a new mobile phone today

yeah i was wondering how you'd be able to relax while doing that but i guess it depends on your blowjob skills and how flexible you are

i feel in a bit of a bad mood after turning on the news and one of the top stories was about this donkey that apparently got run over by this google maps car and that people were outraged and dedicated a website and apparently raised cheddar to find out if this donkey was actually okay or not there'...

i remember ages ago i found a video online of a guy sucking himself off

it was kind of gross but really impressive at the same time

and it was kind of hot as well

Tammerath wrote:Probably because I'm a guy, but I don't even understand the physics of how this is possible

yeah i don't know how i keep managing to do it either

oh the irony (yeah i'm probably not using the word irony right)

Thin privilege is being able to see people of your own body type in Les Miserables.

Like, really. It’s my favorite musical, but there was not one single even remotely overweight person in the whole movie.

like i know it's a really horrible joke but how can you not know that's a joke?

they had a gif of that coffee guy from a iron giant in that post as well

i didn't leave that in but honestly that made the post just that little bit more annoying to me

i think my christmas present from Tuxedo Mask got lost in the mail and my mom keeps bitching about how Tuxedo Mask must of messed up somehow and it's totally 100% his fault

like i know she doesn't know he's Tuxedo Mask but i swear to god i will snap if she keeps badmouthing him in front of me

people who think that lolita is just a fashion trend and has nothing to do with child molestation

after this he/she deleted everything on their blog and change the blog name to "facebattle my booty, lolitas"

NO. NO. NO. FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL 13194 OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS, WHEN SHIPPING AND FETISHIZING GAYS IS THE CORE VALUE OF TUMBLR FANDOMS. WITHOUT IT, WHERE WOULD WE BE? STILL ON FUCKING FACEBOOK GETTING HARRASSED BY THE COOL KIDS. THAT’S WHY THIS POST IS A FUCKING FALLACY. THIS POST...

i can't touch/press/rub/scratch any part of my face without being in horrible pain because of my zits