AWKWARD ZOMBIE

she's like "he's 18! what am i meant to do? he's an adult."

haha but yeah i know what you mean

last night my brother went out and got completely drunk and got a tattoo

i'm the only one in the family who's mad or disappointed

Go to the posh shops snobby Git,Your not funny & you are insulting people that buy from pound land. I am off to do something better with my time By serving up meals for the homeless people,Pity you don,t do something to help others instead of giving out your insults.i will point out the fact that ...

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my mom thinks all my problems come from the fact i'm jealous of my brother

not because she treats me like shit or because i'm fucking mentally ill and autistic

THUMBS IN EYES

i can't even tell my parents this is happening because the times i have tried it's always "oh you're such a drama queen! you're not 5 years old!"

i'm actually seriously worried i might have diabetes but if my parents make fun of me when i say i feel faint god knows what they'll do when i say that

While the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention dressed as Star Trek: The Next Generation characters, the girls stay home and try to interpret a comic book.

An Actual Episode Synopsis of The Big Bang Theory

if i don't eat often during the day i get dizzy

this never used to happen before

it's just a huge pain because i'm trying to lose weight and it's fucking impossible if i need to keep eating