AWKWARD ZOMBIE

deviantart romance!

this is a real resume

she tried getting a job using this resume

i really like my new slippers

did i tell you guys my brother started smoking cigars? well he has usually he smokes them at parties but tonight he smoked one at home and now all of down stairs fucking reeks and i was only down there for 5 minutes and i feel sick as fuck i thought this is just a one off because there's no way i'm ...

i think this is my favourite photo of Tuxedo Mask

it just makes me laugh

something bad happened to Tuxedo Mask and now he's taking it out on me so now any pity or concern i've felt has just gone out the window

like what happened really sucked but fuck that i don't need to put up with that

went into the bathroom today to find someone shat all over the toilet seat whoever did it made no attempt to clean it or wash it off someone bodaciously sat too far back on the toilet, shat, noticed it all over the seat and just left it and i know someone noticed that they did it because they put th...

I've got to call the bank to confirm I reset my account's password which I didn't even want to change in the first place I have to find all my cards and shit and talk to someone on the fucking phone I'm panicking already fuck this shit i think i'm going to fucking cry as well goddamn edit: i was onl...

it was probably something like the glaad awards

jeeeeeesus

i hope they took that award back of her