AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i wish none of this ever happened

i told my old boyfriend how i've been feeling lately because i trust him and he knows me better than anybody else he jokingly(?) told me off for making him feel bad after reading my e-mail and then he told me i wanted to kill myself because i'm bored and because i do the same things everyday and i s...

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i just really, really don't see the point in anything though

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.

they look terrible

they're too cute and they don't suit me at all

i can't wear any of the clothes i bought for summer because they all look terrible on me and i can't return them either because i paid £50 to get them into the country in the first place and it would feel like a waste of even more cheddar to send them back

i wish Tuxedo Mask still liked me

I can honestly say I wish I was dead and I don't see the point in anything anymore.

my eating problems are back

i'm trying really hard not to eat until i'm sick today but it's probably going to happen

We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time w...

“I’m a girl, I love video games” Well you shouldn’t have a problem solving these. The cake is a ______ Who is zelda? Desert E_____ Gordon _____ , black _____ Would you kindly. ? War, war ne___ ______ Fucking ca______ Fpsmmorpg? W,a,s,d.? Who tried to take the sweet roll? Good luck jesus fucking chr...