AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I’m really excited now! It turns out one of the guys I falsely accused of rape just got accused of it again. My lawyer tells me that he’s almost 100% guaranteed to go to fucking jail now because that’s two rape claims in two years. Serves you right, fuckhead! Now this is such a cliche tattoo, but I...

i think i have to stop being friends with my ex-boyfriend but i really don't want to

i really don't know what to do

Im not saying it was a bad idea. The fear of cancer would cause a lot of people to do a lot of things, but she is a celebrity. Not just any celebrity, but a celebrity that is supposed to define hotness in media. She got her job because she can memorize lines(ever see Tomb Raider…I wouldn’t call tha...

i really, really hate that my brother smokes

i wish everything was like how it was before

i like how he just said cramps and that was enough to gross someone out