AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd get one of those boxing gloves with the springs. Ranged and melee. Heck yeah.

Exeres wrote: Nope, nope, nope, fuck everything about this.

Well it helps that I had 2 nerf guns in my car and a glow frisbee. Security matters.

Massive power outages suck - especially when they last in your town for 14 hours. However, driving on deserted, dark, zombie apocalypse-esque streets with a thin layer of fog overhead is TOPS.

Oh, and I rescued a dog named Ted. He was great.

kaizokuxraven wrote:1. I have never broken a bone
2. I was born in Wisconsin
3. I have been hung from a basketball hoop by my overalls

My bad, I forgot I posted.

The lie was 2.

Luckily most of my childhood internet stupidity was wiped out when the Neopets team shut down the message boards for a couple days. I used to troll Neopets as a kid, and i actually got it so spammed up that they shut the whole thing down and re-vamped it.

Gosh I was a swell kid.

1. I have never broken a bone
2. I was born in Wisconsin
3. I have been hung from a basketball hoop by my overalls

Yep. And then you go about your business for the rest of the day with that hollow feeling in the pit of your stomach. The black abyss of your past stupidity...

John Krasinski. Hands down.

Looking back on old posts in forums is like a blast from the past - but not the good kind. Like the kind of blast that's akin to severe, smelly flatulence.

Zombie tag is the best. Especially when the cops show up and you slip right past unnoticed and drive out of the paring lot like a champ.

Sheriff's blotter ahoy!

Today I constructed armor out of tin buffet platter things. Then made myself look like Rambo and ambushed my high school choir's camp thing with two of my guy freinds. We had nerf, airsoft, and laser guns. Good thing we're all good friends with the teacher, because we specifically sought her out and...

I really wanna watch the show, but I only like TV shows (even cartoons and sitcoms) when I see them from the start. Links to full episodes...?

Flight delays are the worst. I've been sitting in this frigging airport for 4 hours.

MAKE IT END.

But that's Newark. They ALL country up in dere.