AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wait, if only 3 IVs can go down at once, then how did I get a zorua with 5 IVs at 31? I mean besides luck? And parents with max IVs?

Spend one of your very few berries to spill some ice cream; how can't you love that game?[/sarcasm]

Got on Dreamworld, aw yeah. It's so serene and peaceful. Managed to get a F gluttony bellsprout, would've gone for something else but NO OTHER FEMALES RARGH! How do I add someone as a dream pal, for next time I get on?
And taruta, max hp/def/speed/atk, and try for spdef too if you can.

I mean, people go into the dreamworld, find and befriend some pokemon, make it to the tree at the end, and then decide to go through the whole thing again to find more and different pokemon, but none show up. Does that make sense?

People not getting into the dreamworld, the people who do not being able to get pokemon to appear after their first stroll, all that's missing is the sudden tripping. But that could never happen right as I'm about to dodge an attack. I mean, what are the odds o- *trip* SAKURAI!

Gah, training too boring, killing audino too inhumane. Who's up for a wifi battle?

*Please wait 5 or more mi-*
NO, SHUT YOUR daisies MOUTH FENNEL. YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS A NERF GUN MAGNUM! YOU REGISTER ME NOW OR YOUR FACE ON MY MONITOR GOES BOOM!
*close, try again*
*Please wai-*
RAAAAARGH! *Ptoof* *reload* *Ptoof* *reload* *Ptoof*

At least you guys got in already. Have you found how to get your eeveelutions yet?

Have you done a poison montype team? Because you should do one if you haven't.

Hmm well it's been almost a day since I first made the account lets try that dreamworld!
*STILL REGISTERING PLEASE WAIT FIVE MINUTES*
Oh trollfreak, u so silly. Ha ha ha. Ahahaha. Ha ha. Ha. HaaaaaaaaAAAAAAARGH!

With the dawn of a new day (well midnight of a new day) I have put dragonite to sleep so I can enter its dreams. Now that there's no maintainence I should easily-
*REGISTERING PROCESSING MAY TAKE 5 MINUTES*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you had a working wifi connection, my blaziken would (hi jump) kick your blaziken into next week. WE SHALL MEET ON THE BATTLEFIELD OF YOUR CHOOSING!

Wait a second...
*checks maintenence section*
*US: tuesdays, 3am to 9pm*
*PGL won't work during maintenence times*
Well, I guess that would explain the HOURS OF WAITING!
I don't have the time to wait for it forever, I'm just going to wake up my blaziken now and try tomorrow.

Maybe he just knows Yaoi as "Something women really seem to like" and thus put it up to impress them.

Well regardless I now have a box half full of max speed zorua, most of which are timid and have some other good stats. I'll keep them around as trade fodder for now I guess.