AWKWARD ZOMBIE

But is that not the very basis of our humor system?
Oh boy 4kids strikes aga- wait this is unedited? Linked for huge.

Oh my god.
I was reading somewhere, that during the final battle with demise, you can absorb the lightning before he can.
And against the imprisoned, you can just jump down on his head, no toe cutting needed.
I may be able to make it through hero mode knowing these things.

Yeah seriously way early on I saw the propellerless machine and I was like "Oh I guess I'll have to get it at some point better keep an eye out", then when I was searching for the key pieces for the Earth temple I saw it and was like "Oh so when will I be able to take this?" Even better was when I f...

So if people liked WW because they hated TP, do they hate WW again now that they love TP?

Annoying you at dinnertime but otherwise stuck on the kitchen wall.

I like my women like I like my socks.

Snoopy Come Home still draws a tear from me. No, make that many tears.

Man I was hoping it would have new dungeons, or some other extreme bonus stuff. But just one extra boss in the thunderdome and a few dialogue changes... Yeah I may still do it.

Where are those last five crystals, who do I have to help? I will search everyone's house both day and night until I find someone in trouble. Oh hey a crystal on the ground. Wait... so all that time spent talking to people over and over again for hours at various points was meaningless, it was just ...

Always ready to blow.

I like my women like I like my Gundam.

Ya know I was okay fighting the imprisoned the first two times, but seriously after the third battle I am just like fuck you game I don't want to fight him anymore let me kill someone else already.
And finding Beedle's beetle would be easier if he gave any sort of information on where he lost it.

Potion shop (owner), Lumpy Pumpkin (soup delivery), Skyloft Plaza (rescue sidequest), Fire Sanctuary (chest). I have all 4.
Also Beedle has decided to start throwing me out through a trap door if I don't buy anything. Maybe I'd buy more if everything wasn't overpriced.

I'm sorry, but I can't in all good conscious let you perform the aerial spin attack. Yes, it's just a regular aerial charge with a spin, but it's too dangerous! Don't ask why! Also I feel like I'm missing a sidequest somewhere but I don't know what. And, inside Eldin volcano, what is beyond that bro...

Yes, MC, and I have a question about it though. Did that Haro say Dammit that one time? I can't remember when, but it said that or something that sounds a lot like it. That's really the only thing I've wondered about the show since I watched it.

I got stuck on the Sandship. Eventually I decided I'll go see if any sidequests opened now that I have the bow. So I had to what I thought was the exit raft. Nope, that raft was actually part of the puzzle I couldn't solve. So with that out of the way I soon make it to the boss and again get stuck, ...

Alright time to test out this 500 rupee shield. Okay a deku, that'll be easy en- oops, I'll get it next ti- Okay, let's try t-YOUR SHIELD HAS BROKE. Also, Crawlin/hand OTP, but it's a secret to everybody.